Website MOT
Ensure your website is roadworthy for £54.85
About this service
Most small business websites are quietly costing their owners customers every single day. Slow to load. Hard to navigate. Invisible on Google. No clear reason to get in touch.
I see them first hand every single week and the problem is nobody tells you.
Your web designer said it looked great. Your colleague said it seemed fine. And you've been too busy running your business to look at it properly.
That's where I come in.
I have really had enough of seeing terrible websites floating around the internet and losing unsuspecting business owners potential sales, so instead of ranting about this on Linkedin I now offer a very simple website MOT service.
The Website MOT
For the same price as a car MOT of £54.85 I'll personally review your website across 15 key areas.
The exact same things your customers and Google are judging you on right now. You'll get a plain-English report, a simple RAG rating on every point (Green / Amber / Red), and a clear list of what to fix and why.
No jargon. No sales pitch. No robots. Just an honest assessment from someone who's spent over 25 years helping businesses grow online.
What the website MOT includes
Website foundations
SSL certificate: is it secure and valid
Mobile responsiveness: does it work properly on a phone
Page speed: does it load in under 3 seconds
Visibility
Google Search Console connected
Google Analytics / GA4 connected
Google Business Profile: claimed, verified, complete
On-page basics
Meta titles and descriptions: present, unique, not too long
H1 heading: clear, one per page, contains a keyword
Images and alt text: images relevant and described for Google and accessibility
Customer experience
Clear call to action: does the homepage tell you what to do next
Contact details: visible without hunting for them
Social proof: reviews, testimonials, logos, trust signals
Commercial sense
The "so what" test: Can I tell in 5 seconds what you do and who for
Broken links or errors: anything visibly broken
AI readiness: is the site structured in a way AI tools can understand it
Summary
A concise overview of the report that is easy to understand from someone who knows what works.
Who’s doing this?
I'm Ollie Limpkin. I've spent 25 years in senior commercial roles, built and sold businesses and now I help SMEs grow through smarter digital strategy.
I have worked on countless websites and am responsible for hundreds of thousands of google rankings delivering thousands of leads and sales each month. I have also helped business owners not just scale their websites but successfully exit their busineeses.
I'm based in Worcestershire, UK. I'm not a web agency and I have no interest in telling you everything's fine when it isn't. If you’d like my services later on that’s fantastic.
Ready to find out?
Book your website MOT for £54.85
Turnaround 3-5 days
FAQs
Is this done by a real person or an automated tool?
It's me. I personally review every website and write every report. You're not getting a Lighthouse score with a logo on it, you're getting 25 years of commercial experience applied to your specific business.
How long does it take?
You'll receive your report within 5 working days of payment. Usually faster.
What do I get at the end?
A plain-English PDF report covering all 15 points, each rated Green, Amber, or Red, with a clear explanation of any issues and what you should do about them.
Do I need to do anything to prepare?
No. Just your website URL and your business name at checkout. I'll do the rest.
What if my website is actually fine?
Then I'll tell you that. Honestly. If you're in good shape I'll say so and highlight the one or two things worth keeping an eye on. No invented problems, no pressure to buy anything else.
What actually should I be concerned about?
Honestly? It's not usually one catastrophic thing, it's death by a thousand cuts. A site that takes 8 seconds to load on a phone. A homepage that talks about the business instead of the customer. No obvious way to get in touch. A Google Business Profile that hasn't been touched since 2019. Photos that are clearly stock. A site that looks like it was built in 2015 and hasn't been opened since.
The really painful ones are the businesses that are genuinely excellent at what they do with a great reputation, brilliant service and happy customers but their website makes them look like an amateur outfit. They're losing work to competitors who are worse at the job but better on Google.
That's exactly what this check is designed to find.
Book your website MOT
£54.85
Turnaround 3-5 days